1. “Welcome you bunch of despicable, spoiled, minimally talented brats!” Let’s start from the top. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler rock! Yes, again, always and forever!

 

2. Custom Chanel does NOT always equal Couture Heaven. Please make the kindergarten rustic table runner project stop! Please.

Keira Knightley, in custom Chanel, and James Righton, in Burberry GOLDEN GLOBES FASHEZINE

Keira Knightley, in custom Chanel, and James Righton, in Burberry

 

3. Heat reflective foil sometimes works.

Jessica Chastain, in Atelier Versace, with Piaget jewels GOLDEN GLOBES FASHEZINE

Jessica Chastain, in Atelier Versace, with Piaget jewels

 

4.And sometimes really doesn’t. 

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Lana Del Rey in … do we even care at this point?

 

5. Cut-outs? Cut-NOTS!

Rosamund Pike, in Vera Wang GOLDEN GLOBES FASHEZINE

Rosamund Pike, in Vera Wang

 

6. The cast of Girls just wants to see the fashion world burn.

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Zosia Mamet, in Andrew Gn, with Harry Winston jewels / Jemima Kirke, in Rosie Assoulin

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Lena Dunham, in Zac Posen, with Irene Neuwirth jewels / Allison Williams, in Armani Privé

 

7. Redheads do it better!

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Emma Stone, in Lanvin, with Christian Louboutin shoes / Amy Adams, in Atelier Versace

 

8. AND have more fun!

GOLDEN GLOBES FASHEZINE

 

9. You can’t go wrong with a classic black&white. Tones of talent doesn’t hurt either.

Meryl Streep, in Paule Ka GOLDEN GLOBES FASHEZINE

Meryl Streep, in Paule Ka

 

10. Displaying sincere and strong emotions in public is never out of fashion. And oh-so-heart-warming!